So it turned out....

That fucking NO ONE got raptured up to heven on Saturday.

The church that was behind the whole "rapture" thing made MILLIONS of dollars in donations though.

Wow, didn't see that coming. People disgust me.

Not all was bad Saturday though! Started the day off right by doing a tattoo on Drew.

Torch or upside down fancy spaceship!?

No, no. It's just a torch.

After the tattoo we decided we get some food and get the day off to a good start.

A trip to the liquor store usually makes for a good start.

Or a night in jail.

This was a good start though.

We were hammered by 6:30 pm. No sense in wasting time!

Here are some decent moments committed to digital images.

Hennessy review by Julius:

"With the color of a white trash man's wife beater stains and the elegant aroma of premium gasoline I was sure to be impressed. On the palate it had notes of an "afterbirth" taste with a vomity finish. It pairs well with hangovers, bad decisions, and minority stereotypes.

4/5 stars"

That's right, Hennessy. I told you we were classy mother fuckers.

SWAG.

"Oh hey, thank you so much for checking out 3eyeunion.com. That's a really good thing for you to do!"

She chipped a tooth!

"Check it out, broz!"

I can't think of a better identifier of a good night. Injured livers and chipped teeth.

BINGO

Bucket of beer made a comeback! To our surprise it was even more disgusting than the first time. Dirty buckets and room temperature Milwaukees Best.

This is Trevor at the bar later at night/early in the morning.

While there he managed to:

-Spill beer

-Light a cigarette and accidentally drop it in puddle of beer. Light up a new one and accidentally drop it again. He literally went through 4 cigarettes back to back this way.

-Said weird things to a girl sitting at the bar

-Repeatedly tried to throw cigarette butts at the girl mentioned above.

(hows that for flirting?)

There's more stuff but there's other things I should be doing.

I think you get the idea.

Rapture = no go.