Let me dump this pile of goofy on your head

Wow, what a few days it has been!

Last night when I learned about the death of Ozama I shot my guns out the back door while yelling "USA! USA!" all night and got no sleep...AND my throat is hoarse. And I got a citation for disregarding the noise ordinance.

AND now the terror alert level has went up so now I'm scared to leave the house! Good thing I can post on here to kill some time until Fox News tells me everything is going to be ok again.

Know what else has bringing me down?

This mother fucker right here:

It's a game called "barbercuts" and the goal is to maneuver an electric pair of "clippers" with a microscopic blade to the string of your choice which holds a fabulous prize. Cut the string and it's yours. This game has been getting the best of some of the 3 eye union gang including myself.

This wicked and hateful game has claimed a good chunk of change from us and I request that if you ever see "barbercuts" you spit on it. Thanks in advance.

I should also mention that LingLing took me to an Asian food store.

It was like a fun nightmare. Live crabs crawling all over the place, soymilk in cans, people yelling at each other in foreign languages...

But I can say the selection was fabulous. If you ever make the venture I recommend the following:

I was in the mood for tempura rolls so I had dinner at my favorite sushi place, Volcano.

The friendly shushi lady was nice enough to include a hot towel with my beer.

I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE USED FOR.

Guess what! Beau G. turned 30 of the weekend! Good god that's hard to believe. I remember that kid from art class in high school AND NOW HE'S 30.

This is what his surprise party looked like:

How did I help him celebrate for his birthday?

I got hammered. Take note of my 40 in the bottom corner of the photo that I brought with me. Just trying to keep it trashy.

(I spilled a beer and didn't tell anyone)

((hope he doesn't read this, LOL))

Creepy photo of the month winner!

This is me spying on Beau on his birthday.

Besides all that it's been a lot of tattoos and working on paintings. I also bought a pair of jeans, you should come over and check them out.

Oh yeah, I found this on my phone:

"www.3eyeunion.com is my favorite website in the entire world, but don't tell anyone!!!!!!!!"