Rule #1
Always take the free sample of wine at Olive Garden.
This white was fruity and robust with a great clean finish.
Pass up free booze? Not this cowboy.
Rule #2:
When you see a crazy man walking down the street with a gun...
RUN OUTSIDE AND FOLLOW HIM!
How close do you dare to get? We make our own fun and games here.
Rule 3:
Bend the rules.
Thats what I did and this was printed in the corner of some mail I received.
I've had groups of people upset with me before BUT A WHOLE STATE!?
Fuck ya'll Indiana! Especially you Grant County fools.
Going to leave work shortly and get my entire torso shaved.
Not only will I be ready to get tattooed, but with no body hair I could probably slip n' slide better than anyone.
SUMMER IS HERE!
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