Human evolution, where do you fit in?

Hi everyone.

I've been reading a book entitled "Anarchy Evolution," it's a fascinating book written by Greg Graffin and Steve Olson. The book is absolutely amazing and delves into many different areas; all centered around evolution and offers great insight into how to make sense of it and how it applies to our daily lives.

It made me start to think.

Some species die off and some prosper. Some species have shortcomings that they are never able to fully adjust to and it means their extinction in the end.

I think it is important to keep your shortcomings close and even more important to ponder how one day you will be able to overcome these parts of your personality or actions. Once these are dealt with and put behind you they can no longer hinder your quest of expanding your mind and growing (or personally evolving) into a better human being.

This is my shortcoming.

I can't get away from it. It haunts my dreams and it is ALWAYS locked away in a deep dark corner of consciousness. I mean, look at the views on this thing! Over 53 MILLION views!? I don't think i'm alone here! Although I'm pretty sure at least 200,000 of these "views" are mine but fuck it, when I find something I like I nurture it.

Is it just me? Watch it. Volume blasting to 10 or put it on mute. It doesn't matter.

If you can watch it and be done with it, you are a better man and I. Plain and simple. Watch it once and if you can live your life for 6 months without returning to watch it EVER AGAIN....I applaud you and your strength.

Actually, wait.

I take it all back. I said that all wrong. What I meant to say was:

If you can watch this once and not return to watch it in the next 6 months

you are a fucking girl. You are a nutless, insecure, panty wearing, shell of a man with a little shriveled up bump for a penis. Do the "heterosexual male homosapien" race a favor and forfeit your "man card."

Go buy a purse, drive a little red sunfire with plastic flowers hanging in the rearview mirror, get a pedicure every two weeks, and do us men a favor and don't EVER claim to be one of us.

I know you're saying "but Joel! The music is terrible! The special effects are so cheesy, it looks like something from a 1994 Nickelodeon rerun!"

YOU'RE. MISSING. THE. FUCKING. POINT.

Get off the planet, we'll be better off without you.

Are we clear?

Good.

P.S. If anyone can find an ebay auction for the girl at "1:41" selling her shoes, please let me know. I'd like to buy them, cook them down into a thick soup, and eat it while watching this video on loop for a 2 month bender. It's not THAT weird.