Billion Dollar Movie Viewing Party

My house.  Friday, 10:00 PM

Snacks/drinks/fun won't be provided. Bring own.

Sneak Peak of The M5

On the last New Years Eve (a few weeks ago) Trevor and I started on a project.

On 12/31 at 6 pm we broke ground on this spectacular structure. We appropriately

named it "Mr. Magic Man's Magical Mansion" (M5.)

Yes, this will be the future home of our beloved mascot and resident troublemaker.

The mansion will be fully furnished and will supply Mr. Magic Man with anything a

paper scribble could want.

This northwest view of the home displays it's unique octagonical kitchen area below it's beautiful and spacious Peeky Creeper balcony. Along with it's functioning front doors this home also sports a beautiful imported toothpick roundy window.

The picture above shows the kitchen's beautiful detail including an imported watercolor paper table and chair and masterfully framed oil painting.

A look through the side window displays Mr. Magic Man's living room complete with

hand crafted couch and table, Norwegian stairway, flat screen tv, and a scaled down Mar. '86 issue of Juggs magazine. This truly is the place for magic.

(Reader Question):

"How do you look at the inside? Can you take the roof off or open up the back of the house?"

(Answer):

NOPE! That's part of the joke. Once it's sealed up, that's it!

Someone can't come pull the roof off of your house, you fuck. Why should you

be able to do that to HIS house!?

Finished house coming soon!

Trevor.....the man....the genius....the legend

I've been a contributor to this blog for some time now and have yet to make a post. So today I thought I'd give you a bit of a back story on who I am and were I come from. Here is my entire true life story

I was born in 1921 in a stable surrounded by farm animals. My mother a virgin, and my father a very confused and suspicious carpenter. At the time of my birth I'm told two or three strange men showed up to give me gifts. I'm not really sure why. I grew up in a town called Wabash Indiana. You might know it for being the birth place of Russel Crow, Bill Shakespeare, Johnathan Taylor Thomas, and Tom Delong (from Blink 182). But us locals know it for being the birth place of the automobile, the first place to experience rain, the creation of Adam and Eve, and the invention of volcanoes. I moved away when I was 10 to follow my dreams of becoming an NBA basketball star. I almost made the team in Orlando but Shaq skewed me over. From there I worked odd jobs and made my way across the country. I was had a lucky hand in poker that won me a ticket on the famous steam ship Titanic. I fell in love with a gall that unfortunately perished when the ship sank. Our story was made into a movie. All though the ending was changed I still own one of the largest and most valuable diamonds in the world. After I made it back to the states I worked the scene and became the a stage juggler for the band Prodigy. We had a good time touring in the 90's but I had to give that life up because I had bigger goals. I moved to hollywood as a writer for touched my an angel. I got fired for trying to make the black lady say fuck on screen. But on set I met and became fast friends with a fellow named Joel Janiszyn. From there we traveled the rest of the US and much of Canada. We ended up back in Indiana were he fell in love with a turtle dove and I settled in to a cozy cabin. In this cabin I honed my skills of walking on my hands and kicking dandy lion spores off their stems.

Now you know me. Don't be afraid to say hello sometime faggot.

+1 Lul

FUCK SOPA/PIPA

Just like other big websites such as Google and Wikipedia, we here at

3 Eye Union are outraged at the proposed SOPA/PIPA bill.

The internet is our last available source for RECENT and TRUE information.

Things are getting heavy and this could be another nail in the coffin.

If you haven't already,

DO THIS NOW

All washed up

Not really, though. Sorry I've been slacking. There's been too much going on with tattooing, painting, making travel arrangements, drawing for appointments, watching NASA documentaries, and jamming coconuts.

Lots of updates and news to give to you soon. I'll try to make some magic happen tonight.

Smokey Bathrooms

This will never be a famous internet meme

But we can giggle as if it were

Ling's friend was on TV.

And he is 2 billion percent sure

Cat Instructions Pt. II

Here's another great way to pass the time with your house cat!

This is a fun and inexpensive way to bond with your kitty cat. Who knows... You may just learn something! But probably not...this is more for fun.

STEP 1:

-Go to the dairy section of your favorite local supermarket and buy a wedge of cheese.

Remember to be choosy when selecting your wedge of cheese. You'll want to select a soft/semi-soft cheese. For best results pick a cheese that is soft ripened and is very creamy in texture. This particular session I chose a wedge of President brie (pictured above.)

STEP 2:

-Carefully unwrap cheese and place it on top of your cat.

This stimulates your cat's mind and also naturally activates their hunting instinct.

Your cat will feel very secure under the wedge of cheese and purring in not uncommon!

STEP 3:

-Most "cat curders" recommend leaving the cheese on your cat for at least 30 minutes, 75 minutes is considered to be a common cheese duration. Some cats will not welcome the cheese at first. The best advice to cure a cheese-shy cat is to "try, try again." When your cat rejects the cheese give them a quick spray in the face with a water bottle and replace the cheese wedge. The repetition will help your cat learn to accept the cheese.

Remember that practice makes perfect!

Now go put some cheese on your cat. He'll thank you for it!

Wow, self.

What a strange post. If you had to rate this post using a photo of a tattoo you recently did, which photo would you choose?

Let me think...

Yeah, this works alright.