In addition...

to Joel's post...

Omg I can't wai

Chrimbus celebration this Sunday!!!

If someone called all of us here at 3eyeunion "rapists"...

I would say "thats not true, you jerk"

If someone called us "fascists"...

I would say "shut up you dumb idiot"

If someone called us "nerds"...

well....they would be right.

You're probably well aware just from perusing this site that we here at 3eyeunion are

DIEHARD, FOAMING AT THE MOUTH,

Tim and Eric fans.

I mean, for fucksake! Just take a look at this year...

We met up every Sunday and didn't miss a single episode of Season Cinco

(go ahead and check back to February's posts, we posted the day of the premier)

We made the 35 minute drive every Sunday back to the doghouse to catch the new episodes of Check It Out

5 of us made it to Chicago for the Live show a couple of weeks ago and now this Sunday we get to celebrate the one hour Chrimbus special!!!

(No shit, we got cable just so we would be sure to not miss it)

Chrimbus Premier Spectacular

Sunday, Dec 5th

Premiers at midnight

@ Ku Lounge

(Rsvp's suggested)

Have yet to work some of the bugs out of the final gathering, regardless it will be a treat!

Get your Chrimbus bush trimmed and wet.

Finished up some paint stuff, blah blah blah

I Don't think we've had some artwork posted up for a minute so let

me enlighten you with some of my recent paintings I've finished.

ok? alright....

8x10 watercolor painted for C-purv in trade for a piece he had in an art show at St. Francis

11x14 watercolor flash sheet for fun. Really stoked on the piece with the girl and the horse. Almost kind of tells a story, ya know?

11x14 watercolor painted as a gift for my mom's birthday. I should probably actually get around to framing it and finally get it to her...

Watercolor on large sheet of cold press (22x36 I think?) Anyway, I've been working on this one on and off for several weeks now and I was happy to finally get it done. Can't go wrong with Stiff Little Fingers lyrics, right?

Just to show the size of this painting I decided to lay it on my girlfriend's face while she was sleeping so you would have something to compare the size to.

Paintings are for sale, see my facebook page or shoot me an email to t1riderjoel@gmail.com

...wait a minute. The people who check this site can't even afford a fucking 13 dollar t-shirt, dropping a chunk of change on an original painting is seeming a bit farfetched come to think of it....

Thanks for looking, hugs and kisses.

(the inappropriate kind)

Happy thanksgiving from 3eyeunion

Think this is what her view would look like from

the spinny-table?

(frightening)

Sky High

What's my new pass time?

www.chatroulette.com

Just some weird thing where you get connected to some weirdo from somewhere in the world who is usually some ripped frat bro who is shirtless in his room or some creepy fat guy knocking his own dick around.

Anyway, to make a long story short, of all people to actually try to talk to me it was 3 asian girls from California.

Asian babes, Marissa, and myself ended up talking to each other for 4 hours, discussed everything imaginable, and now we are all the best of E-friends.

Weird, hmm?

Erin, Sandi, and Minjoo....

We send our love. Keep in touch, and spread the gospel of 3eyeunion

(and send those damn shirt modeling photos)

Hey! Do you want a fancy x-mas gift from us!?

Well it's easy to get one!

Rejoice! It's the 3 eye union holiday email contest!

It goes like this:

We have an email address just for the site, all you have to do is send us a photo of something with "3eyeunion.com" included included in it. We'll browse through and check out all the nonsense you flood our inbox with and the sender of the best photo gets a fabulous box of fabulous goodies delivered to them via the Fabulous United States Postal Service.

Oooh baby! It's so exciting I've got butterflies in my spine!

Here's the gosh dang skinny...

-It must be YOUR photo. None of that google image bullshit, and don't even try to photoshop the "3eyeunion.com" in there. Make it legit!

-Send us awesome things. Draw us a picture, spray paint our URL on your uncle, or just marker "3eyeunion.com" across your tits (always timeless, and we won't tell your boyfriend)

Anyway, get to it! Send submissions to 3eyeunion@gmail.com

Contest ends December 18th. Prize will be mailed December 19th so it arrives by Christmas (hopefully.) We'll probably have some runner up prizes too.

Get your camera/get wild.

Microwavable Democracy

Answer the poll! 

Research this subject matter first: 

Click --->  C-Purvs Winged Burrito <--- kcilC

Nugget Nelson - More or less ridiculous than C-Purv's Winged Burrito?

Way more, BroooA little less, but still ridiculous!Is that burrito a hot-pocket?...Smoke me out!!

Preaching to the union - in German!

Captions have been included for the unilingual.

COMMENTARY INCLUDED!

3 Eye Union, We gotta have a talk...

Liberate Consciousness

I designed a full size ( A2 ) poster. Get yourself a copy printed at staples ya dangus!

Couple photos of production. Forgot to take screenshots along the way other than these two.

Finished Poster, Click to expand!

Death beds and Tim and Eric live!

It has been a FUCKED UP past couple of days...

Let me show you how:

WED.

-Get home from work

-Eat dinner

-Get violently ill

-vomit constantly and can't even keep a sip of water down

-wake up to myself shitting the bed in the middle of the night

-spend the remainder of the night throwing up, in the bathroom, or having to shower over and over again.

THURS.

-Take the day off work and sleep

-Drew, Pat, and drew2 show up about the same time marissa gets out of class

-wrap myself up in a blanket and get the car to make the trek to Chicago to see Tim and Eric live

-Hit a deer on the way

-Get to the show and had an amazing time (the best time you can have from being on your death bed the night before)

-Get home at 6:30 am and pass out because I work the next morning and I don't want to be late!

Myself and the tour bus of wonder

Fri.

-wake up 1.5 hours late for work.

That's about where I'm at today so far. Let's see how this goes.

Broke down

4:10 - Stranded

Broke down on side of the road. Coming to you LIVE

4:40 Still live, still stranded

4:55 Moved by lingling, now stranded at milestone. LIVEEE

6:12 Still live... Me and C-Purv part ways as I find a ride home and he finds someone to tow his car. I get yelled at by African Americans. They said they liked my suitcase. 
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6:30 Finally arrived home. Don't know what happened to C-Purv. Was live, but signing off. Stay classy America.
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Drew and C-purvs dilemma

This beautiful work of art is finally completed for your viewing enjoyment.

Directed by Joel Janiszyn.

(Anyone who has hung out with drew and c-purv at the same time.....

.......tell me this isn't dead on. Seriously.)

Enjoy.

Stay tuned, episode 2 is coming soon

Mmmm!

I eat babies before they are even formed ;)

OM NOM NOM!!!

Shahay got into the liquor again.

R.I.P.

Lions R TufF as ShiT!

Cassy has wanted to do a lions head tattoo for quite some time now and yesterday was finally the day we got this damn thing going.

End result and I'm quite pleased!

She brought me a red bull and that was awesome.

She said Pat is better looking though, and that is not awesome.

Is Joel still the most handsome man at Life Force Studios?

Please click your answer below:

YES

NO

UNDECIDED

Still #1 hancy boy

Humble Promotions

Repeat offender cpurv

He just can't get enough of his hot pockets equipped with pizza roll wings.

CHUNK BEEF

Chunks of beef packed by your favorite butchering company, Manley Meats. Yum.

3 eye slut

So....

I received this photo via text from someone.

and.................................................................

now jugz magnification X 100!

well....isn't that interesting. Did he get up in those guts?

I doubt it, although I'd like to believe he did.

I'd also like to believe it went something like this:

Over and out.

Animated Goodness

Because there are so many in one post, they probably won't all play at the same time.

 (Hint hint: Right click > open in new window)

3EU November 1st - 10 month special post!

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Password: 3EU10M

"I had to get through the wave"

This was Saturday

YOU figure it out, genius.