fuck a table

While Trevor and I were in England we spent a few night at Charlie and his mom Kate's house. See this table here? Take note of it.

Go ahead, read on...

This is Boner and he's a wild man. One night while we were there, there was a crazy party at Kate's house. Fucked up music, lots of coke being sniffed off of dinner plates, and of course a ton of booze. While I was cleaning out some British kids' bank accounts by rolling dice, Boner was sitting on the same balcony overlooking the kitchen that he is pictured on here... but not for long. Boner was a little too drunk and ended up falling off the balcony and crashed through the table loaded up with drunk people below.

Table was shattered, Kate was drunk and pissed, and everyone else laughed until they nearly threw up.

I just remembered that story.

And now YOU know the story.

The story of the fucked up table.