Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Coming this weekend...


America: The Party 3

Hosted by the wonderful Beau and Dawn.
Last year I won the "explode an action figure" contest AND was nearly maimed by an out of control artillery shell! I'm excited to attend and even more excited to report that it appears as if this year they spent their giant hotdog budget on a keg of PBR instead!
Success!

Stay tuned for the gruesome details that are sure to come afterwards.
While you're at it, click HERE to check out the party from last year.
(It's never a bad idea to brush up on history, ya know.)

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Sunday, June 26, 2011

Chaz knocked over my hanging flowers with his head


Don't worry, other stuff happened too.

Chaz met a new bunny and made it clear that he was
"holding a baby rabbit right now..."




We're thinking this could be a good photo for Christmas cards this year
(That aint no fake gun, homeboy!!!)

Will had a few too many drinkipoos.
And to think...when he had his head laying on the table he claimed he was
"just chillinnnnnn"

He was kind enough to repaint our parking lot for us though.
Stand up lad!

3eyeunion pretending we're TMZ

Will the Warrior
or
Will Weaksauce

YOU DECIDE

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

It's going to be a helluva week

I finally got a mini keg of Oberon (fuck yes!)
The second after I broke the seal on it I noticed it said "best if used within 48 hours" (oh no!)
I love Oberon.
I hate wasting money.
There's only one thing to do.
We're 4 pints in and it hasn't even left a dent.
(If anyone wants a glass, let me know)
(Send me nude photos and drink all you want)

Friday, June 17, 2011

Smells like pup


Everyone...let me apologize.
While an estimated 26,000 things happened over the course of the last week,
there really wasn't anything TOO awfully awkward or strange that would make a good update.

I have a few niblets for you.
Nibble away.

Chabz and Drew made a guest appearance for a whopping minute and a half.
Here Chabz spends his short time visiting doing the "mashed potato" in the parking lot.
He's a great masher, I can't take that away from him.

I realized after driving home from dinner one night that I must look ridiculous sometimes. Case in point, here's a photo of my drink arsenal. I'm looking forward to diabeetizz and kidney stones.


"I grab your girlfriend's tits AND ruin your paintings. Deal with it"


I have no idea why but my dad loves to put pictures of people in the center of "second hands" so they just spin around all day and look goofy. His is a picture of a picture of my father getting dizzy.


I've been busy with tattooing which is always a good thing. Yesterday I put one of my flash pieces on CB. It was good to catch up and the tattoo was a lot of fun to do as well. She had plenty of awkward and creepy stories to share.
Right up my alley.


Custom script on a kid who can't speak english for shit. I'm kind of curious why he would get his tattoo in english... Regardless, it was fun and I promise the "up" doesn't look as out of place as it does in this photo.

We need to get all of the 3eyeunion goons together and make something awesome happen.
Party with booze, drugz, and sluts?
Canoeing or camping trip from Hell?
Make a promo video or short film?
I'm down for whatever. Get a hold of me when you're ready to put in work mother fuckers.
*slams door*

Friday, June 10, 2011

just crock'n around


This is a high society crocodile smoking a pipe and being cool.

This is a painting I'm working on for a great tattooer named Mike Adams out of Michigan. I'm a huge fan of his stuff and I'm really anxious to trade paintings with him. It's not done yet but it's coming, OH LORD it's coming.
8 x 10 liquid watercolor on arches board (if you care to know)

Sorry for the short update, I have an appointment coming in shortly. His name is Abraham.
Weekend starts at 7, hopefully I'll have some good updates documenting it.

Peace n love.

Roddy


My cousin Roddy is in town for the weekend, ya'll.


just fucking kidding

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Monday, June 6, 2011

Guess who I seen during a cigarette break?


Curious Fucking George!
IN THE FLESH!
Being escorted by two kind elderly women.

"Hi everyone! I'm on the way to the hospital! I ate a puzzle piece by mistake and it feels like I'm going to die!"

Just another day.

Few posts...

Many eyes.