4th of July Eve

Hey momma,

It's the 4th of July weekend!

All my favorite things wrapped up into one weekend. Beer, fire, mayhem.

I didn't want to spoil some of the upcoming "treats" to be shown on here, so I thought I'd give everyone just a little taste. Just a nibble...savor it all you can.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfA_L_zfqiU

You seen it correctly, that is a god damn big hot dog. Beau decided to be the hero of July 4th and ordered the big ol' hot dog! Check the link above. Something about the words "novelty" and "meats" just don't go together in my eyes.

Big hunger! - Cut a big slice

Small hunger... - cut a small slice

-Put incredibly unsafe firework in inappropriate "launching tube" (trash can)

-Watch artillery shell go out of control in midair and go rocketing for innocent bystanders

-Explode in yard with crater included

-Get hit in the shoulder with shrapnel

-Drink more

Nice shirt dude!

The main event! Each team gets a "suicide bomber" action figure and the goal is to strategically strap your suicide bomber with all the necessary explosives and then have a showcase to detonate your bomber and send him to hell. Of course I built our suicide bomber for the team "3 eye union" (his 3eu name tag was included)

Who won this historic battle? Who had the brains, braun, know how, good looks, and complete disregard for safety to win this battle!?

Stay tuned and you'll find out.

(p.s.) While many suicide bombers were killed, it was reiterated to them time and time again that they'll be sent straight to heaven to enjoy all the virgin plastic women they can handle.

Stay tune, uncle sam fuckers