Days in the worxxx

Here's my newest work. 11 x 14 watercolor (and white dots done in acrylic if you want to split goddamn hairs.)

After reviewing my paintings for a while I decided I wanted to start getting a little fancier with the backgrounds. This is me getting "fancy." I've been pretty happy with my last few. I'm sure my streak will end and I'll end up disappointed soon.

Ahh the joys of being critical of your own work.

*boohoo you fucking baby*

A few BARJ memories from summers ago

Ahh, good memories.

Don't get all whiny though, it's going to be back this summer

(ooh! Our first press release!)

((It's official!!!))

Stickin' it to Allstate (I guess?)

I found this truck in the back parking lot today.

Stay classy Marion

American history X

I've been to the same party as this guy:

3 Eye Union BOREDOM BUSTERS

3 Eye Union Boredom Buster #1

What you will need:

One house cat. Breed, size, and color does not make a difference.

(I suggest using a full grown cat if available, small kittens will not suffice)

One roll of masking tape.

Directions:

-Place cat on stable area (lap or table works fine)

-Slip roll of masking tape over cat's face

-Gently pull back on roll of tape to see a ridiculous looking cat

GREAT EXECUTION!

"This is not a real job"

Maybe he's right.

I did the smiley face about a year and a half ago...

He thought it was time to tattoo the other side

"I hope I never go to prison"

(decorating asses since 2007)

Jokes at the expense of a Juggalo

Juggalo caught trying to rape an 11 year old by DNR in Butler, Indiana.
http://www.wane.com/dpp/news/local/dnr-officer-stops-11-year-old-from-being-raped#idc-cover

Facebook of Juggalo:
http://www.facebook.com/jacob.t.delong

His favorite quotation: "Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong."

Too. Fucking. Funny.

How to use a Fax - Episode 2

Episode 1 was too fun to make and I caved - heres episode 2.

Troll Time

Using my troll alias; Hotride12, I plan on trolling websites once in awhile and posting my results here.

Yahoo Answers: TROLLED

Last night I worked on some drawings and paintings...

And I drew this crybaby butterfly.

...and I want to tattoo it on someone because I think it is cool.

so....

Someone should get a hold of me and get this thing done.

facebook

or

3eyeunion@gmail.com

Do it, you pussy.

It's January 21st

That means

Squirrel Appreciation Day

I'll appreciate by taking this photo that Tony's lover, Megan took.

I will then add badly photoshopped squirrels and cheap looking text to it.

To top it all off, I will then align the picture to the left of the page and the text to the right to really go against the grain of things on here.

There ya go, squirrels......

you have been appreciated by the fancy young men at 3eyeunion.com

Now fuck off

How to use a Fax

I know 3 eye union has always wanted to learn how to fax important documents, but has just never had the time or expenses to take a fax training course. Thats why I teamed up with Steve Munoz to bring you this video. I released "How to use a Fax" exclusively to kickstart my side web-project; DeJalan Art & Design. It is probably my favorite video I have done to date.

“These days learning new and upcoming technology is a must. Steve Munoz will show you how to use the fax machine in a matter of minutes”

Watch it!

No.

Ling Ling just said:

"I think Steven Tyler is hot for an older man"

and

"It would probably be fun to live in New Jersey"

Posted LIVE

Symbolism

Companies secretly advertising 3EU?

For your convenience.

Circle K knows how to keep customers...


...Locked in their restrooms. The rope breaks and you are stuck. There was a cat skeleton in there when I took this pic.

Happy birthday 3 eye union!!!

Happy first Birthday, 3 Eye Union!!!

To celebrate our 1 year, today I made the trek to Chicago and got my chest started by Mario Desa.

Here's the truth. First off, I am UNBELIEVABLY worn out and cant function properly. I'm going to try to take a nap and wake up in a bit and give everyone a proper birthday gift.

Holy fucking ouch, I cannot stress this enough.

Sweet dreams, hope to be back shortly.

1 Year Anniversary

Updatez, newz, and rugburnz

Hey everyone, figured I'd give everyone some updates and such.

First off......

Happy Birthday to our very own, Craig!

Craig is now an official man at the ripe age of 21.

He will be legally drinking booze and bird-chesting his way to glory.

Not much has changed besides the legality of it.

"What about the rest of the 3eyeunion weirdos?"

Well, I don't know for the most part. We haven't been able to get together properly for a small bit because of broken cars, broken hearts, broken bank accounts, and obligations and endeavors of our own.

BUT, I can tell you what I'VE been up to:

(I'll give a brief description and include a photo in relation to the description so you don't get confused)

I've been making paintings but then again, that's not really anything new.

Trying different techniques, supplies, and music to paint to.

Turns out that I like to listen to Too Short while I paint.

Who would have guessed? ("You lil' chicken head beotch")

Turns out that I'm good at giving rugburns too.

The rugburns pointed out by generic arrows are now huge, scabby, and just all around gross.

How did I give her rugburns you ask?

I threw her down the stairs.

Girls open their trap and they get tossed down the stairs.

Not really.

(really?)

Also been working on cool tattoos, of course. This one was started on a gal from Colorado. Custom piece that I had a lot of fun drawing and tattooing. She tapped out after the black so now I have to wait a couple months until she's back in Indiana for spring break to finish it.

Ho-hum.

Started a big ol' bowser on a good lad named Jeremy. He brings us cool gifts and gets cool tattoos. Perfect client says I. This is his Nintendo themed arm which is turning out better and better with every new piece we put on.

Speaking of tattoos, the day after tomorrow (Saturday) I make the trek to Chicago to get my torso started by the amazing and very well known Mario Desa.

You can check out his stuff by clicking here if you are not familiar.

Should be a big piece.

And I'm nervous as fuck.

I won't play like a tough guy.

I'll make a post when the first sitting is done.

OH YEAH!

For this news update I also wanted to let everyone know that we have an email just for this site.

3eyeunion@gmail.com

Send us photos, stories, nudes, recipes, insults, or directions to your favorite restaurant.

Whatever...just make it good.

As usual, thanks for reading honeyz.

That's it.

Now feckoff, you fecking cont)

3EU Science

Fuck them teef!

Holy jeepers creepers!

Pat got his wisdom teeth cut out and decided to send me a photo afterwards of himself drugged up on painkillers while showing off his incredibly swollen jaw.

This post....really has nothing to do with anything.

It's a goofy picture of Pat.

And I had the loony tunes background just waiting for something.

It's a no brainer, you fuckwit.

Happyhouse

Feeling a bit out of place...

#1 Sportz Fanz

Not too sure how I feel about this one...

But fuck it.

Have you ever taken a sleeping pill? A prescription strength one!?

I did once. And I woke up in nothing but my socks.

Ling Ling was sweet enough to take a photo of me passed the fuck out in the living room, though.

God....This is a trashy photo.

Fat Cat

Doubles as table

Welcome to Grant County!

Beau went to Circle K to pick up a couple drinks and came across this.

"Happy to work and live here, folks!"

Did everyone have a good new years!?

Did you have fun!? You got pretty drunk, didn't you!?

Really drunk! But you didn't throw up!? AWESOME!

Did you get laid? NO!?

Fuck...that's a drag. I had a good time so fuck it.

Want to see a couple random photos?

Ok. But only because you didn't fuck on New Years Eve and I feel sorry for you.

So...I have this neighbor. Her name is Nonie. She is a middle aged cosmetologist. She asked me if she could have my display model C-purv paper doll and I told her "sure."

This is C-purv being hoarded back to her apartment in her pocket.

Good luck, C-purv paper doll.

Pat sent me this photo. A fake mustache on Jp's ass tattoo (done by yours truly).

A truly nice fit, I must say.

Today is one of those days. I kind of just want to listen to Too Short all day and be gangster.

Beau insists we listen to oldies like "Girls just want to have fun"

*rest chin on hand and sigh deeply*

If Virgil Wartz was calling..

Would you answer?

Giving away my precious time

Here are a few paintings as of late that I have spent many many hours on...

just to give away to someone for the hell of it.

Painted for Marissa's grandparents as a christmas gift.

It hangs over their main doorway in their house in Alexandria, Indiana.

Old people are always so proud of their last name.

Painted for a fellow tattooer named John Massie from Vine Grove, Kentucky.

He's a really good tattooer and painter, click HERE to check out his stuff.

Looking forward to the painting he'll send me in trade for this.

Painted for my tattooer friends Nate and Shannon who own 111 Tattoo in Muncie, Indiana.

It's a bad photo but fuck it, you get the damned idea. I haven't seen them since around May, this is my "sorry I haven't been around lately" gift to them.

I hope they're still alive.

You're welcome.