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I ain't holding out!

I just don't have enough of the same subject of pictures to make a somewhat related post. Well I found something all these images share in common with each other. They are all previously unseen pictures!

11x15 posters to be distributed TONIGHT!

3 different kinds, quantity of 6 each. Each person may choose TWO posters of their choice.

First come first serve! After these no more will be made!

watercolour and cigarettes

Tattoo of the week

Are you a Mystery Man? More mysterious than the rest?
Then get this piece of art tattooed on you today!

Critics claim Mr Magic Man to be "Emotional Rollercoaster"

Leaked images taken from the movie "Mr. Magic Man" Surfaced. An anonymous user submitted these images claiming to have got them from his friend who worked on the set of the film. The images come from the epic tale of a mustached frightening circle's escapade through drugs, adventures, and miracles.

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Critic: "I Don't care what the thing is.." Comments an unnamed critic, whose identity we were asked to keep a secret. "It looks like some kind of emotionless marshmallow."
This image is just one terrible image taken from a set of 2 whole terrible images.

"The movie turned out to actually look violent from those terrible pictures. Especially the scene where he is sitting at a table." Remarks a concerned mother who lives merely blocks from the theatre. Children these days are exposed to more violent movies everyday. This movie takes up the appearance to be some kind of cartoon when in fact it revolves around such dangerous subjects as drugs, and prostitution leading mothers to think it is a safe movie for their children to go spend their allowance on late Saturday night... Possibly ending up in a child prostitution ring in the basement of a well known editor next to their furnace but behind a false wall covered with an old tattered "jumanji" poster that I got at a rummage sale for 2.75.
These terrifying images that have been leaked have not been confirmed to actually be in the movie. If these images are real we may just see the first nationwide banned movie of 2010.

Joel P. Janiszyn's miraculous hangover cure!

This perfected recipe has gotten me through some messy times, and I'm sure you'll never find a better hangover medicine. To you the readers, I shall finally share my formerly guarded recipe.

Step 1: 1 - 2 cans of Arizona lemon flavored iced tea (must be in a can and lemon is the only flavor that will work. Sweet and green tea will not suffice).

Step 2: A "healthy" dose of cigarettes smoked back to back (Camel lights are recommended)

Step 3: Listen to an album at the highest volume possible. One step below experiencing cochlea damage. I've had the best results with Slayer or Motorhead.

Step 4: Combine all 3 ingredients together and feel yourself become good as gold once again. (tip: Look as haggard and miserable as possible for extra style points)

Enjoy. Hopefully this can make your Sunday mornings a bit more enjoyable. Oh, you have your own tried and true hangover cure? Fuck that. Mine's better.

Cheating karma to the tune of the Chili Peppers

Do you ever have a day/night where so many things happened it's hard to keep track of?

That was our saturday.

Keep in mind, a bit of the evening was quite blurry, but if I remember correctly a chunk of the night looked like this photo above

Some mentionable parts of saturday you ask?

-Sketchy diners with waitresses with neck tattoos

-Double lap dances for the Doghousers

-C-purv grooving with a thick Philippine girl

-A crazy military guy who detailed strangling a man to death and boasting about being willing to "cut up a 15 year old" for the sake of this fine country

-Girls getting raped by hookah hoses

-Tony collapsing on the floor and causing a ruckus

-And a collection of 400 things that I won't go into details about...

Doghouse aint just in the doghouse anymore, nawmeen?

THE MOVIE WE HAVE ALL SECRETLY BEEN WAITING FOR!

So I guess people deserve a little bit of a backstory on "Mr. Magic Man."

This dude was drawn up by C-Purv while we were sitting in steak and shake waiting for our food. We were drawing pictures on the back of our paper placemats. Corey then saw a foldable cardboard car sitting on a highseat so he took the car, and "Mr Magic Man" and gave them to Joel as a gift. So yep.. We put him in movie posters and shit now... hmm

The original can be seen HERE

What the hell is "Yayoo"?

C-purv made a guest appearance to the doghouse last night and it was quite the treat. Although looking haggard, C-purv was down to trade stories with me. Stories about car crashes, sketchy Saturday nights, and how girls are just plain shady.

C-purv might have to get surgery.

The weekend has finally arrived. Updates about fun/weird/sketchy things coming very very soon.

Golden Days

Keep Robbin

I got nothin'.

Clusterfuck

I'd like for you to take a moment and look at this photo. Really look it over. Notice everything from the dog in the chair to the wig and drawn on mustache.

Do you get it?

I fucking don't.

Stencilized!

It feels like there's a glacier on my cornea

Arizona Tea; Unofficial sponsor of the Doghouse.

Soda? Fuck that. Juice? To Hell with it. Water? Like sucking on a stone. Tea?Yeah......thats my poison.

Some SFW .SWF's!

Getting a couple interesting flash projects building up so I hosted them and posted them here with a little information about each one. Unfortunately these will only work in my digital portfolio Enjoy!

"The Babysitter"
This is an interactive childrens story. My group chose to do a spooky story taken from a book of childrens ghost stories. My part was illustration and some of the coding. I chose to use a grayscale theme to add to that "spooky" effect. (Does anyone notice the guy in the window in the first frame, and him missing in the end?)


This is another interactive .swf. This came after the Interactive childrens story so I decided to base it on The Babysitter and animate the television that they were watching. Same theme minus the sock on the antenna! the 2nd channel on the TV was a Handdrawn animation (Hand drawn, frame by frame!) that had over 90 frames. I made the handdrawn animation for another project but decided to include it in this project as a channel on the TV.


This Flash is completely unrelated to the above but I decided I'd still post it here. Its a soundboard for the movie "Young Frankenstein" This is back when they disabled actionscript 2.0 in Cs3 so the "Stop all sounds" button wouldn't work! I have since figured out how to code a stop all sounds button with actionscript 3.0. In fact I did the day we turned it in, but I don't know where my updated file is.


Finding a place to host and then embedding .SWF files onto a blog turned out to be a project in itself.

Get some macaroni at the food circus!

A bad case of the Mundys

What's your motto? What's your quote? Take it and put in in your fucking lip, you pussy....fucksake.

Giving girls the "puppy dog lip" just won't have the same effect it once did.

Wheres my Chippy?

Theres my chippy.

Mister Magic Man

Mister Magic Man caught in action...

Tattoo of the week