Let's celebrate "fair food"

AKA: Deep fried garbage

These duck people were overly anxious to get to the "Mr. Hooglebone's Deep Fried Chicken" stand. It was Saturday and of course you know what that means;

"Dress up like poultry and get 10% off your order!"

The race ensues.

Food porn.

Marissa enjoys a small snack from the "Softgroin's and Sons Giant tenderloin" booth.

"Deaf Dumbo's food tent" was a treat! Elephant ears made just as God intended"

Kettle corn that can also be used as body pillows and survival blankets. Did you know that?

Technology these days.

"Thanks for checking out 3eyeunion.com!" says Chaz. "Come back really soon. 3eyeunion.com is the website for you!"

*not pictured:- Marissa's giant hand-dipped corndog

-Drew's greasy pretzel with slimy cheese sauce