Coming this weekend...

America: The Party 3

Hosted by the wonderful Beau and Dawn.

Last year I won the "explode an action figure" contest AND was nearly maimed by an out of control artillery shell! I'm excited to attend and even more excited to report that it appears as if this year they spent their giant hotdog budget on a keg of PBR instead!

Success!

Stay tuned for the gruesome details that are sure to come afterwards.

While you're at it, click HERE to check out the party from last year.

(It's never a bad idea to brush up on history, ya know.)

Meet Chaz's twin.

Mark of the Beast

do you see it?

Chaz knocked over my hanging flowers with his head

Don't worry, other stuff happened too.

Chaz met a new bunny and made it clear that he was

"holding a baby rabbit right now..."

We're thinking this could be a good photo for Christmas cards this year

(That aint no fake gun, homeboy!!!)

Will had a few too many drinkipoos.

And to think...when he had his head laying on the table he claimed he was

"just chillinnnnnn"

He was kind enough to repaint our parking lot for us though.

Stand up lad!

3eyeunion pretending we're TMZ

Will the Warrior

or

Will Weaksauce

YOU DECIDE

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Cat Flavor Pt.II

It's going to be a helluva week

I finally got a mini keg of Oberon (fuck yes!)

The second after I broke the seal on it I noticed it said "best if used within 48 hours" (oh no!)

I love Oberon.

I hate wasting money.

There's only one thing to do.

We're 4 pints in and it hasn't even left a dent.

(If anyone wants a glass, let me know)

(Send me nude photos and drink all you want)

It's 3 in the morning

So here.

Take this.