Use the homeless to work and exploit for very little money!
Some weird guy has been coming by the shop and asks "Got any work I can do for a dollar?"
We usually run him off but today I decided he could give me $1 worth of work.
(It's even on a stained pizza box, how awesome!)
ALSO!
Expect an update VERY soon about strange gifts, minority Santas, 3 Eye Union Presents: "A Very Yenna X-mas", and general holiday shenanigans.
Not to be missed!
Best post in awhile, I'd say.
ReplyDeleteIdea: Would he get the 3EU logo tattooed on his hand for 20 bucks? You can sell it to him by saying some BS like Companies sometimes pay advertisement reprimands if you tattoo their logo and that you are in contact with companies that will do it. "You seem interested in making some money, I could tattoo you and some company will pay you 20 bucks."
ReplyDeleteThen proceed to act like 3EU is a logo for a hip card game or something.
Zing!