Press conference: Feb. 20th 2012, 12:03p.m."It has come to my attention that there is a threat even more terrifying than heavy metal music. This threat is, what I believe to be the most hard hitting issue we face today. I'm talking of course of the slanderous post made about Trevor Yana. He is a great person with fine hind quarters and a smile that could brighten any room. A smile so bright it would kill Dracula on a moonless night. As president I will put a stop to this cowardly act against humanity. As God is my witness, I will God Damn get this done. Thank you and God bless. Drew I'm watching you."
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