Trevor.....the man....the genius....the legend

I've been a contributor to this blog for some time now and have yet to make a post. So today I thought I'd give you a bit of a back story on who I am and were I come from. Here is my entire true life story

I was born in 1921 in a stable surrounded by farm animals. My mother a virgin, and my father a very confused and suspicious carpenter. At the time of my birth I'm told two or three strange men showed up to give me gifts. I'm not really sure why. I grew up in a town called Wabash Indiana. You might know it for being the birth place of Russel Crow, Bill Shakespeare, Johnathan Taylor Thomas, and Tom Delong (from Blink 182). But us locals know it for being the birth place of the automobile, the first place to experience rain, the creation of Adam and Eve, and the invention of volcanoes. I moved away when I was 10 to follow my dreams of becoming an NBA basketball star. I almost made the team in Orlando but Shaq skewed me over. From there I worked odd jobs and made my way across the country. I was had a lucky hand in poker that won me a ticket on the famous steam ship Titanic. I fell in love with a gall that unfortunately perished when the ship sank. Our story was made into a movie. All though the ending was changed I still own one of the largest and most valuable diamonds in the world. After I made it back to the states I worked the scene and became the a stage juggler for the band Prodigy. We had a good time touring in the 90's but I had to give that life up because I had bigger goals. I moved to hollywood as a writer for touched my an angel. I got fired for trying to make the black lady say fuck on screen. But on set I met and became fast friends with a fellow named Joel Janiszyn. From there we traveled the rest of the US and much of Canada. We ended up back in Indiana were he fell in love with a turtle dove and I settled in to a cozy cabin. In this cabin I honed my skills of walking on my hands and kicking dandy lion spores off their stems.

Now you know me. Don't be afraid to say hello sometime faggot.