Joel P. Janiszyn's miraculous hangover cure!

This perfected recipe has gotten me through some messy times, and I'm sure you'll never find a better hangover medicine. To you the readers, I shall finally share my formerly guarded recipe.

Step 1: 1 - 2 cans of Arizona lemon flavored iced tea (must be in a can and lemon is the only flavor that will work. Sweet and green tea will not suffice).

Step 2: A "healthy" dose of cigarettes smoked back to back (Camel lights are recommended)

Step 3: Listen to an album at the highest volume possible. One step below experiencing cochlea damage. I've had the best results with Slayer or Motorhead.

Step 4: Combine all 3 ingredients together and feel yourself become good as gold once again. (tip: Look as haggard and miserable as possible for extra style points)

Enjoy. Hopefully this can make your Sunday mornings a bit more enjoyable. Oh, you have your own tried and true hangover cure? Fuck that. Mine's better.