Days in the worxxx

Here's my newest work. 11 x 14 watercolor (and white dots done in acrylic if you want to split goddamn hairs.)

After reviewing my paintings for a while I decided I wanted to start getting a little fancier with the backgrounds. This is me getting "fancy." I've been pretty happy with my last few. I'm sure my streak will end and I'll end up disappointed soon.

Ahh the joys of being critical of your own work.

*boohoo you fucking baby*

A few BARJ memories from summers ago

Ahh, good memories.

Don't get all whiny though, it's going to be back this summer

(ooh! Our first press release!)

((It's official!!!))

Stickin' it to Allstate (I guess?)

I found this truck in the back parking lot today.

Stay classy Marion

American history X

I've been to the same party as this guy:

3 Eye Union BOREDOM BUSTERS

3 Eye Union Boredom Buster #1

What you will need:

One house cat. Breed, size, and color does not make a difference.

(I suggest using a full grown cat if available, small kittens will not suffice)

One roll of masking tape.

Directions:

-Place cat on stable area (lap or table works fine)

-Slip roll of masking tape over cat's face

-Gently pull back on roll of tape to see a ridiculous looking cat

GREAT EXECUTION!

"This is not a real job"

Maybe he's right.

I did the smiley face about a year and a half ago...

He thought it was time to tattoo the other side

"I hope I never go to prison"

(decorating asses since 2007)