In addition...

to Joel's post...

Omg I can't wai

Chrimbus celebration this Sunday!!!

If someone called all of us here at 3eyeunion "rapists"...

I would say "thats not true, you jerk"

If someone called us "fascists"...

I would say "shut up you dumb idiot"

If someone called us "nerds"...

well....they would be right.

You're probably well aware just from perusing this site that we here at 3eyeunion are

DIEHARD, FOAMING AT THE MOUTH,

Tim and Eric fans.

I mean, for fucksake! Just take a look at this year...

We met up every Sunday and didn't miss a single episode of Season Cinco

(go ahead and check back to February's posts, we posted the day of the premier)

We made the 35 minute drive every Sunday back to the doghouse to catch the new episodes of Check It Out

5 of us made it to Chicago for the Live show a couple of weeks ago and now this Sunday we get to celebrate the one hour Chrimbus special!!!

(No shit, we got cable just so we would be sure to not miss it)

Chrimbus Premier Spectacular

Sunday, Dec 5th

Premiers at midnight

@ Ku Lounge

(Rsvp's suggested)

Have yet to work some of the bugs out of the final gathering, regardless it will be a treat!

Get your Chrimbus bush trimmed and wet.

Finished up some paint stuff, blah blah blah

I Don't think we've had some artwork posted up for a minute so let

me enlighten you with some of my recent paintings I've finished.

ok? alright....

8x10 watercolor painted for C-purv in trade for a piece he had in an art show at St. Francis

11x14 watercolor flash sheet for fun. Really stoked on the piece with the girl and the horse. Almost kind of tells a story, ya know?

11x14 watercolor painted as a gift for my mom's birthday. I should probably actually get around to framing it and finally get it to her...

Watercolor on large sheet of cold press (22x36 I think?) Anyway, I've been working on this one on and off for several weeks now and I was happy to finally get it done. Can't go wrong with Stiff Little Fingers lyrics, right?

Just to show the size of this painting I decided to lay it on my girlfriend's face while she was sleeping so you would have something to compare the size to.

Paintings are for sale, see my facebook page or shoot me an email to t1riderjoel@gmail.com

...wait a minute. The people who check this site can't even afford a fucking 13 dollar t-shirt, dropping a chunk of change on an original painting is seeming a bit farfetched come to think of it....

Thanks for looking, hugs and kisses.

(the inappropriate kind)

Happy thanksgiving from 3eyeunion

Think this is what her view would look like from

the spinny-table?

(frightening)

Sky High

What's my new pass time?

www.chatroulette.com

Just some weird thing where you get connected to some weirdo from somewhere in the world who is usually some ripped frat bro who is shirtless in his room or some creepy fat guy knocking his own dick around.

Anyway, to make a long story short, of all people to actually try to talk to me it was 3 asian girls from California.

Asian babes, Marissa, and myself ended up talking to each other for 4 hours, discussed everything imaginable, and now we are all the best of E-friends.

Weird, hmm?

Erin, Sandi, and Minjoo....

We send our love. Keep in touch, and spread the gospel of 3eyeunion

(and send those damn shirt modeling photos)

Hey! Do you want a fancy x-mas gift from us!?

Well it's easy to get one!

Rejoice! It's the 3 eye union holiday email contest!

It goes like this:

We have an email address just for the site, all you have to do is send us a photo of something with "3eyeunion.com" included included in it. We'll browse through and check out all the nonsense you flood our inbox with and the sender of the best photo gets a fabulous box of fabulous goodies delivered to them via the Fabulous United States Postal Service.

Oooh baby! It's so exciting I've got butterflies in my spine!

Here's the gosh dang skinny...

-It must be YOUR photo. None of that google image bullshit, and don't even try to photoshop the "3eyeunion.com" in there. Make it legit!

-Send us awesome things. Draw us a picture, spray paint our URL on your uncle, or just marker "3eyeunion.com" across your tits (always timeless, and we won't tell your boyfriend)

Anyway, get to it! Send submissions to 3eyeunion@gmail.com

Contest ends December 18th. Prize will be mailed December 19th so it arrives by Christmas (hopefully.) We'll probably have some runner up prizes too.

Get your camera/get wild.