Monday, August 30, 2010

"Where did summer go? Boo hoo hoo (etc)"

Well it's that time...
BACK TO SCHOOL!!!!
A handful of our very own 3EU'ers are back to school to cram their noggins with knowledge and learn how to be proactive and contributing members to society.


And to show them that they are in our thoughts I wanted to leave them with an E-gift or two.

Here's my favorite back to school prayer:

"Father, I want you to be right beside me at school this year, almost like you're my best friend. If you were really walking beside me, maybe I'd be more concerned about pleasing you than pleasing others. If you were there beside me, maybe I'd realize I could talk to you anytime I wanted, and lean on you when I'm feeling sad or dumb. Help me know you really will be right beside me each day of this school year."*

Homework, friends, and memories that will last a life time.
Wishing you all the best, your friends at 3eyeunion.com

Also, for more inspiration be sure to check:
http://www.timanderic.com/bigben2promo.mov

*yes that's right... there's actually a back to school prayer. Many of them to be exact. What. The. Fuck.

Friday, August 27, 2010

Monday, August 23, 2010

We love America!

A swedish man named Thor decided he needs a mullet cut to fit in when he tours the southern US soon.


+++ Swedish Ball Shavings are AMERICAN

Can I have a large Gobbletron Delight, please?

Oh my gosh! I just thought of something! What if our parents were to look at this site! We'd be in deep trouble! Probably grounded or maybe even get our cars taken away!
I encourage everyone to please censor the photos so that they are not offensive or too revealing (also watch the language!)* An example is included:
(From beer to soup)



"Great soup, friendly staff, and excellent prices. A+, will visit again!"
-Corey Purris


^Original Image Here^
(bowl o' beer)

*j/k Fuck that, more tits please.

Thursday, August 19, 2010

So I did some tattoos this week...

And this was definitely one of my favorites.



He ain't fuckin' around.
(brick wall added for tuffness)