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Fuck the quality of blogspot - You get the idea.

I ain't holding out!

I just don't have enough of the same subject of pictures to make a somewhat related post. Well I found something all these images share in common with each other. They are all previously unseen pictures!

11x15 posters to be distributed TONIGHT!

3 different kinds, quantity of 6 each. Each person may choose TWO posters of their choice.

First come first serve! After these no more will be made!

watercolour and cigarettes

Tattoo of the week

Are you a Mystery Man? More mysterious than the rest?
Then get this piece of art tattooed on you today!

Critics claim Mr Magic Man to be "Emotional Rollercoaster"

Leaked images taken from the movie "Mr. Magic Man" Surfaced. An anonymous user submitted these images claiming to have got them from his friend who worked on the set of the film. The images come from the epic tale of a mustached frightening circle's escapade through drugs, adventures, and miracles.

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Critic: "I Don't care what the thing is.." Comments an unnamed critic, whose identity we were asked to keep a secret. "It looks like some kind of emotionless marshmallow."
This image is just one terrible image taken from a set of 2 whole terrible images.

"The movie turned out to actually look violent from those terrible pictures. Especially the scene where he is sitting at a table." Remarks a concerned mother who lives merely blocks from the theatre. Children these days are exposed to more violent movies everyday. This movie takes up the appearance to be some kind of cartoon when in fact it revolves around such dangerous subjects as drugs, and prostitution leading mothers to think it is a safe movie for their children to go spend their allowance on late Saturday night... Possibly ending up in a child prostitution ring in the basement of a well known editor next to their furnace but behind a false wall covered with an old tattered "jumanji" poster that I got at a rummage sale for 2.75.
These terrifying images that have been leaked have not been confirmed to actually be in the movie. If these images are real we may just see the first nationwide banned movie of 2010.

Joel P. Janiszyn's miraculous hangover cure!

This perfected recipe has gotten me through some messy times, and I'm sure you'll never find a better hangover medicine. To you the readers, I shall finally share my formerly guarded recipe.

Step 1: 1 - 2 cans of Arizona lemon flavored iced tea (must be in a can and lemon is the only flavor that will work. Sweet and green tea will not suffice).

Step 2: A "healthy" dose of cigarettes smoked back to back (Camel lights are recommended)

Step 3: Listen to an album at the highest volume possible. One step below experiencing cochlea damage. I've had the best results with Slayer or Motorhead.

Step 4: Combine all 3 ingredients together and feel yourself become good as gold once again. (tip: Look as haggard and miserable as possible for extra style points)

Enjoy. Hopefully this can make your Sunday mornings a bit more enjoyable. Oh, you have your own tried and true hangover cure? Fuck that. Mine's better.