For the ratings

Drama:

Tornado lurking around my work, scardy cats pooped around in the hallway

Death:

Demonspawn as fast as a racing car

and a silly picture of a cat:

Cat pictures always get good ratings.

And so now you know the title of my newest book; Drama, Death, and a silly picture of a cat. 

 Many will say: "It's a work of great penmanship."

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The last few days are over. It's history.

Here's a history lesson as to what I did/had to go through over the last few days.

-Worked until 7:30 am on my last paint project.

-Got real drunk and felt great the next morning.

-Climbed 30 foot rockwalls while listening to Lil Wayne

-Discovered my MacBook charger no longer wants to work which forces me to spend 53 thousand dollars to get a new one

-Drank wine at Olive Garden

-Listened to way too much Dubstep (I'm addicted)

-Took my parents out to dinner (not Olive Garden) (they got the fish'n'chips)

And so on and so on.

Finally got this painting done and I am honestly very pleased with the end result.

This is the painting that I'm doing/did for the Milton Zeis book that is in the works right now.

You can only see a little bit of the painting in this photo, it's pretty much just a "sneak peak" and I'm not going to post the full sheet.

It getting shipped to Colorado on Wednesday morning.

God speed and the best of luck in your travels.

(In case you're very bored [or actually slightly interested])

11"x14" 300 lb hot press arches board

Painted with Dr. Ph. Martins Hydrus and Dr. Ph. Martins concentrated liquid watercolor

Oh yeah, of course I did some tattoos too...

Starting working on a cool kid who wants to do a full on traditional 3/4 sleeve (only black and gray). We started with this piece. I'd be pumped to do one cool clipper ship but I got to do three at the same time with a few roses thrown in there so I was a happy cramper.

Also got to jam out this foot rose. She didn't want any color but blue in the rose. Not quite my style but close enough to have fun with.

Speaking of tattoos, this weekend I travel back to Chicago to get my chest piece worked on some more.

I can feel it now.

fuck.

I'm hammered

And i turned 25 today so fuck it.

This is probably the first blatantly drunk post on here.

AT LEAST a quarter of my life is over, it's official. i've done a lot so it's all good.

Some guy bought me shots at the bar. He coughed up a lung and bought me shots of crown.

Lingling is frying me up muschrroms at 2 am.

She better do a good job.

Happy birthday 2 me, thanks for reading

YOU GOD DAMNED MOTHER FUCKERS

PS. 40 views since this afternoon? buy a fucking t-shirt already. Jesus christ.

PSS marissa said aroudn certain people she has to "walk on nutshells"

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Sometimes we make bets

And sometimes we lose bets. Hey! That reminds me of a story...

A high school kid came in this week and explained his situation.

He said that he had a bet going with his friends. The loser of the bet had to take this picture of their most disliked teacher:

And forever wear the teacher's face for the rest of his life.

(They said that they call him "Buzz Lightyear" because of his facial structure. I see it!)

This kid lost.

Let me dump this pile of goofy on your head

Wow, what a few days it has been!

Last night when I learned about the death of Ozama I shot my guns out the back door while yelling "USA! USA!" all night and got no sleep...AND my throat is hoarse. And I got a citation for disregarding the noise ordinance.

AND now the terror alert level has went up so now I'm scared to leave the house! Good thing I can post on here to kill some time until Fox News tells me everything is going to be ok again.

Know what else has bringing me down?

This mother fucker right here:

It's a game called "barbercuts" and the goal is to maneuver an electric pair of "clippers" with a microscopic blade to the string of your choice which holds a fabulous prize. Cut the string and it's yours. This game has been getting the best of some of the 3 eye union gang including myself.

This wicked and hateful game has claimed a good chunk of change from us and I request that if you ever see "barbercuts" you spit on it. Thanks in advance.

I should also mention that LingLing took me to an Asian food store.

It was like a fun nightmare. Live crabs crawling all over the place, soymilk in cans, people yelling at each other in foreign languages...

But I can say the selection was fabulous. If you ever make the venture I recommend the following:

I was in the mood for tempura rolls so I had dinner at my favorite sushi place, Volcano.

The friendly shushi lady was nice enough to include a hot towel with my beer.

I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE USED FOR.

Guess what! Beau G. turned 30 of the weekend! Good god that's hard to believe. I remember that kid from art class in high school AND NOW HE'S 30.

This is what his surprise party looked like:

How did I help him celebrate for his birthday?

I got hammered. Take note of my 40 in the bottom corner of the photo that I brought with me. Just trying to keep it trashy.

(I spilled a beer and didn't tell anyone)

((hope he doesn't read this, LOL))

Creepy photo of the month winner!

This is me spying on Beau on his birthday.

Besides all that it's been a lot of tattoos and working on paintings. I also bought a pair of jeans, you should come over and check them out.

Oh yeah, I found this on my phone:

"www.3eyeunion.com is my favorite website in the entire world, but don't tell anyone!!!!!!!!"

RIP Ozama

My Facebook news feed is full of inspiring words.

While some are at church..

Met this person. ^

Base of the climb. Had a date with Master K right before the climb.

My friend Michael hanging on for his life. 

Me on the opposite pillar. Something magical about dangling 50 feet in the air with one hand on my phone taking a picture for this WEBSITE

End the night with a beer or 3. Was invited to a foursome of girls tonight. Sorry girls, I work tomorrow morning. (Who knows what creatures I would have received if I would have took them up on that)