Good and Bad news? Bad first? Okay;

Bad News:

This is a 3 eye union Mr. Magic Man slaying kit.

Good News:
Through a stroke of genius I have decided upon a new project for 3 eye union. Not crazy big, or anything.. but it will still be egg-sellent.

For some reason...

...I just couldn't take him seriously. Not sure why.

Circa 1999

Found a strange man on my gameboy camera!

Yana!

A tribute to grandma:

This is a tribute

To my wonderful grandma Helen.

If you know me, then you know how much I appreciate my grandma Helen. She has been close to me for nearly my whole life and I feel like I wouldn't be the happy and well-rounded young man I am today without her. She was always more than welcoming with good advice and life lessons.

Here are some inspirational quotes that have stuck with me through the years.

- A good waiter, tip him once. A GREAT waiter, tip him twice!

- Smile with your feet.

- If the task is sour, the reward must be honey.

- If it's too hot to handle, it's too hot for sandals!

- Marinate your life with the spices of memories and laughter.

- Friends are like mailboxes and your stories are like letters.

- If you can't picture it in your mind, draw it with your heart.

- Family is like a flower. Soil is the memories, the sun is love, and the glucose is joy.

- Love is the money that pays the debt of loneliness.

- You can't teach an old dog new tricks but your old dog can trick you!

- A quiet home is a peaceful home.

- Be grateful for every birthday because one day you'll have cake no more.

I love you grandma Helen

(1912 - 2010)

Live blogging during chrimbus commercial breaks.

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Day at the automechanix

Me and C-Purv spent the day in an auto-mechanics world where we learned their beautiful sayings and dabbled in their rich culture.


Tire rolling is their most celebrated art and sport. Not everyone is aloud to compete, but the story goes if you are challenged to roll a tire; you must compete or be forced to wear used paper funnels on your elbows all day.

Although C-Purv's daring ice jump seen below did gain him some notoriety in the awards ceremony,
unfortunately he did not beat Chuck Jones who bravely rolled a tractor trailer tire across the interstate.

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One might think this is just a disgusting water filled ashtray. I beg to differ.
In order for an auto-mechanic to earn his right of patch; or his name patch on his jumpsuit, He must pile one hundred and twenty cigarette butts in an ashtray to form a spiritual tobacco oasis. The number 120 is symbolic of the number of ball bearings in a standard automobile.
If any cigarette butts fall onto the pavement they are subjected to an evening of ridicule and must start the whole ceremony all over again.

It looks like someone is about to get their patch! Just fantastic!

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Here at the altar you can see various religous texts, framed and displayed. 

Every morning, brunch, and midnight, automechanics P2P; or "Pray to Pennzoil"

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3 Auto-mechanic sayings:

1) Life is a well oiled vehicle; and automechanics fit best in the passenger seat. 

2) A friend with a jack; ALWAYS appreciates a snack. 

&

3) Only one person to hire if you got a flat tire!