3 Eye world. Still alive.
I've been thinking about pitching a video series idea to VICE.com about asian cat cuisine.
Let me begin,
When I first began my research I knew asians liked their food fresh, but I didn't expect to see a living orange housecat in Joel's asian wife's cabinet.
I have also recorded her fattening up her future meals. She feeds the cats small portions of her own meal in order to build mass on her future meal subjects like some sort of nutritional pension plan.
On top of using cats for pets, food, and shoes, Asians have also found ways to harvest cat energy to heat their homes. This unfortunate cat was seen trapped in some sort of holding cell.
(All) Asians believe the longer you keep a cat alive and confined, the hotter the fire will burn when you use them as fuel during the winter.
Secret revealed:
The most onry lo mien ingredient is cats.
So far VICE.com hasn't responded back yet.
