Guess Who

For the 30th time...

I go to bed and find LingLing passed out in bed with food

that she just made.

This time spaghetti and meatballs was the choice of choking hazard.

Go to the grocery store, buy food, cook food, cuddle with food in bed.

I always knew she was a smart shopper!

And then I jammed coconuts and this happened.

Damn. Now that I think about it I should have photoshopped her into

Supertramps "Breakfast in America" album cover.

Fuck it.

Epic Mail Time!

You've written and we've responded!

Our very own Mark was kind enough to go through our mail bag and answer some questions

from you, the fans!

Click

---HERE---

to watch!

Three Eye Theatre

Since the Fourth of July

I've

-Watched bombs bursting in air (over crackhead kenny's cave)

-Grilled some fuckin' food

(vegetarian pictured)

-Won the action figure contest for the second time in a row at "America-The Party"

(we weren't surprised)

((Thanx 3eu technicians team!))

-Did some tattoos. Honk honk.

-This was a fun one. I hurt that kind pretty bad but it was worth it.

ALSO:

-Got my chest tattoo finished

-Got a big ol' bed

-Filmed some stuff for the upcoming 3eyeunion Theater post

-Realized how good the 3eyeunion Theater post will probably be

-Partied with everyone include Trevor

I can't remember where I was going to go with this post. I haven't posted in a minute because I've been so addicted to Jericho.

I'm going to watch it right now, in fact.

1st Viewing for Three Eye Union THEATRE

Aww Yah.

Don't be sad if you can't make it, 3EUT will be online and posted on 3 EU by the 20th.

Paper Towel Transaction

Joel and Chaz make a deal in the wee hours of the night.

A Message For Trey

Over the past week I've received numerous phone calls from 2 separate phone numbers coming out of Kokomo, IN. After answering the first time it was obvious that the woman had the wrong number but proceeded to call and was denied 6 more times.
A few days later I finally hit "ignore" and it came with an ebonics voicemail.




She's a lovely lady.

Put a little glaze on that

I have to admit...

I've been pretty stoked on how the blog has been coming along lately. All of our posters have been contributing and the content has been good.

I kind of want to get some cool new things going.

I'm still planning it all out.

While I'm planning it out, check out this photo of Drew. It was taken last year at the children's zoo. Drew saved up his own money and paid $55 for a ticket to hand feed the monkeys!

"That was incredible. The best money I've ever spent."

Preview:

Lovely Banner For A Friend

MYSTERY - Stay Tuned

Thankz 4 checkn us out!!!1!

I pitched the idea to CNN

They didn't bite.

3 Eye Wrestling Match

Joel "The Punisher" Janiszyn
V.S.
Marissa "Broken English" Ku (Líng Líng)

A short (2 second) video taken during the match brings this night back to life...
Watch as JtPJ breaks Team Ku's right leg!


A short interview is in the progress of being edited by our trusty friends over at Fawks News.
An even shorter preview can be read below:

Fawks: How did it feel not only winning the 3 Eye Wrestling match but also breaking your opponents leg in the process?

Punisher: Well guys, I was just takin' out the trash.

Fawks: Very nice. Well we love you here at Fawks! Keep the great stuff cummin'

Joel was restless by the end of the night after greeting so many fans.
He's about to fall asleep while signing autographs in this photo! LOL!

All work and no play makes Chaz a dull boy!

Secrets of the Vatican library revealed:

Can Anyone Quess Who?

Golly Gee.

I'm drunk as a skunk

(although i've never seen evidence of a skunk being drunk)

Jp got a baby rascal.

Made some tattoos like this cool skeleton playing a bagpipe.

Twas fun, i'm happy with it.

Some girl came in and wanted to get a pot leaf.

I was like "ok" and I did it.

Tonight I took LingLing out for a nice dinner.

She ordered the ball of meat on some celery or something.

My vegan potato pasta was awesome.

My friend Alan who is head chef at that restaurant wanted me to put up a few paintings so heres a couple that I put on the wall.

I also filmed and directed a short film.

Stay tuned for "Shaving Chabz."

Coming soon.

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