Yoga with Shahay

Poses in Bold

Shahays remarks in Italic

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Seated Pose

Whats a yoga?

Half Lord of the Fishes Pose

Holy shit thats guys on a mountain!

Buttocks Flesh Pose

Rollin on my butt, LOL

Cobblers Pose

Cobbler!? Where!? I'm starving!

Back to Cobblers Pose

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Relaxed Pose

Bout time, LOL!!!

"God bless your little socks off"

It's a super laid back Wednesday. Just like everyday here, we are visited

by some sort of odd character.

Today I present...

HOOKER WHO JUST GOT A FACELIFT

She briefly entertained us with tales of her new facelift, running over cars(?),

and how she can barely stand from being so drugged up.

I think I'm in love.

Just in time for the holidays

Regardless of what Drew says.

Let's celebrate "fair food"

AKA: Deep fried garbage

These duck people were overly anxious to get to the "Mr. Hooglebone's Deep Fried Chicken" stand. It was Saturday and of course you know what that means;

"Dress up like poultry and get 10% off your order!"

The race ensues.

Food porn.

Marissa enjoys a small snack from the "Softgroin's and Sons Giant tenderloin" booth.

"Deaf Dumbo's food tent" was a treat! Elephant ears made just as God intended"

Kettle corn that can also be used as body pillows and survival blankets. Did you know that?

Technology these days.

"Thanks for checking out 3eyeunion.com!" says Chaz. "Come back really soon. 3eyeunion.com is the website for you!"

*not pictured:- Marissa's giant hand-dipped corndog

-Drew's greasy pretzel with slimy cheese sauce

Kids these days...

I changed nothing in this image other than tagged our website. 

You will look to see if I am lying or if this is some kind of joke.

You probably already checked before you read this.

But I assure you, this image remains un-altared. 

Austin Rowe = Jailbird

Why?
Egging Hookers.


It's a Florida thing, I guess!

The 3EU is proud.

Poem - Spicy Eyes; A Celebration

Spicy Eyes

Spicy Three Eye Union

Heat Embossed Retinas 

Fiery Anger, Irritating Blood Vessels Explode 

Blood Red, Blatantly Obvious

Insane Heat Progression

He Got Them Pepper Eyes

Improving hooters

So, a good lad named Cj got a hold of me not too long ago and told me he wanted to get a flying owl holding a banner with his kid's name on it. At the beginning of the week I drew it up, he came in, and we got the thing started. I put the outline on and I thought it looked pretty cool when all was said and done.

"Nice hooter, bro!"

Today I was sitting at my desk and I found the original line drawing for the owl piece. I thought, "How could I have made this design better?"

"If I got a design like this, what would I have wanted done differently?"

And then it hit me...

Thats more like it!

Joel P. Janiszyn owl. I'm liking what I see.

Back row filth

Whiter than trash

Lettuce belongs in the fucking trash.

Stubb's Chicken Marinade. It's what real men use to BBQ. 

Thats right bitch, get them juices in there. Let them juices flow. 

La Fontaine is becoming a damn thieve's wet dream.

 Left my truck there for 3 and a half fucking hours and come back to it looking like this! 

Hulkmania!

My dear friend and co-worker Beau Guenin and myself decided to trade little tattoos over the week. He put a little jam on my shin (fucking ouch) and when I asked him what he wanted he said:

"A Hulk Hogan skull"

Works for me!

Fun Fact: Did you know that Hulk Hogan had a restaurant called "Hulk Hogan's Pastamania"? It featured such dishes as "Hulk-U's" and "Hulk-a-roos" and only remained in operation for less than a year.

I'm dead. fucking. serious.

Untitled

3 Eye Union Casino

Next time you want me to clean you out again, you got my #.

Date Hookup

Gotcha!

Decision poodles

Accomplishments, cliches, recreation, and obscurities.

Buy one for $50, tell your friend "how typical", look up what a "fufanu" is, toss in a coin on your way to the cafeteria.

We are the mother fucking 3 Eye Union.

I'm in the strangest mood right now.

Life doesn't make sense.

Artificial Sentiment

Apparently you can do too well on a skills test.

Because of such, I decided to express myself in a sketch...

Back to the job hunt. Again. (again) "again" *again*

A post dedicated to butterflies

It's sunday and what a sunday it's been so far. Came back from Indianapolis to meet up with Trevor so we could ride bikes. Bike were ridden, pizza was devoured, and butterflies were admired/spooked.

Fun Facts: Butterflies love flowers and think they are comfy to lounge in

No butterflies were harmed in the making of this post

Butterflies were spooked out of their minds, though. They forgave us.

Beauty in nature. Truly awesome.

But anyway, much more shit to come. Let this post be for the butterflies.

Just for the butterflies.

It's labor day weekend and I don't give a care.

Labor day, I don't like the looks of you. Looks like there's lots of new things going on with your favorite 3EU team members. New jobs, new homes, hospital stays, and crack addicted neighbors. BUT, I'll skip most of that for now and drop a few gems (and not good ones. Cheap, badly cut gems that would make your girlfriend cry if they were put in a ring for her.)

Crybaby women.

Finally got a photo back from the painter. Looks like the 3 eye bus is ready to roll with it's new paint job. Know what that means? 3eyeunion hits the road in the spring for our big tour! Keep your eyes peeled for dates and cities posted soon!

Part of the Beau Guenin's personal collection.

c-purv's new crib. Cool joint, cool cats....except for this big guy in the photo. Eat HALF of MY pizza mother fucker!? Hell naw, gimme that mother fuckin' money.

And now here I sit. I conclude my hilarious and homerun-hitting post. I will now post this, and sit in silence....in a dimly lit hospital room. While Marissa is passed out next to me.

I think I'm going to throw some coins into the fountain downstairs.

That will be fun

Tomorrow

Doghouse gathering at the Ku lounge? Awaiting confirmation from Joel.