"Where did summer go? Boo hoo hoo (etc)"

Well it's that time...

BACK TO SCHOOL!!!!

A handful of our very own 3EU'ers are back to school to cram their noggins with knowledge and learn how to be proactive and contributing members to society.

And to show them that they are in our thoughts I wanted to leave them with an E-gift or two.

Here's my favorite back to school prayer:

"Father, I want you to be right beside me at school this year, almost like you're my best friend. If you were really walking beside me, maybe I'd be more concerned about pleasing you than pleasing others. If you were there beside me, maybe I'd realize I could talk to you anytime I wanted, and lean on you when I'm feeling sad or dumb. Help me know you really will be right beside me each day of this school year."*

Homework, friends, and memories that will last a life time.

Wishing you all the best, your friends at 3eyeunion.com

Also, for more inspiration be sure to check:

http://www.timanderic.com/bigben2promo.mov

*yes that's right... there's actually a back to school prayer. Many of them to be exact. What. The. Fuck.

Now, that's classy...

Lets have an official 3EU tree climb!

We love America!

A swedish man named Thor decided he needs a mullet cut to fit in when he tours the southern US soon.


+++ Swedish Ball Shavings are AMERICAN

Can I have a large Gobbletron Delight, please?

Oh my gosh! I just thought of something! What if our parents were to look at this site! We'd be in deep trouble! Probably grounded or maybe even get our cars taken away!

I encourage everyone to please censor the photos so that they are not offensive or too revealing (also watch the language!)* An example is included:

(From beer to soup)

"Great soup, friendly staff, and excellent prices. A+, will visit again!"

-Corey Purris

^Original Image Here^

(bowl o' beer)

*j/k Fuck that, more tits please.

Ever feel like you're being watched?

So I did some tattoos this week...

And this was definitely one of my favorites.

He ain't fuckin' around.

(brick wall added for tuffness)

8-Bit Doghouse

We discussed what a game about the doghouse would be like.  For those who have poor imaginations, I was hired by the state to create a visual representation of such game. When I think of Doghouse, I think of 8-bit.

Mr. Magic Man FOUND! (plus, bonus tracks!)

Holy Jeepers Creepers, it's true!!!

Mr. Magic Man has been found. After months of beings m.i.a., he was found safely resting in the doghouse of solitude once again. It is hard to say exactly where he went, who he was with, or what he has done... but in the end we are thankful that he is alive and well. The most sacred 3eyeunion artifact lives on!

Mr. Magic Man has been relocated to Ku Lounge. His first day in his new home was a bit rough and after he went missing for a few hours I found him in the closet (pictured above.) Back to his old ways, or so he thought! He is currently under house arrest and is sentenced to 30 days of rehab that will be spent in his new home (Flying Lotus - "Cosmogramma" cd case. He has a classy room, it's the limited edition cd. With the foil case and everything!)

I drove my car off the road and just as my car started rolling over and over again down a steep embankment.... this cute photo was taken! Moral of story: Pay attention to road and not the camera being held by passenger. (injuries included sprained uvula and a sever case of "weepy teeth")

This was painted by yours truly for my beautiful asian wife while she was recovering from surgery. It was a sweet gesture and it got me a whole bunch of make-out sessions. I even went under her shirt once!

Jp's shirt from last week. I was a big fan to say the least. Leave the sexual innuendoes at home. It's much funnier to be taken 100% literally. Troof!

(Found in trash can at work)

But what does it mean!? You'll have to wait to find out.

Now how about that!? A nice little update don't you think? It appears we've been a bit lazy lately but we're working on it! C-purv is now back in Ft. Wayne, drew's car blew up and his lung collapsed, and I've been so burnt out on drawing and painting I haven't wanted to do anything but sleep. And where's Chaz and the crew!? Could be dead or in another country for all I know.

Don't worry though...we're on the come up.

Flavor your cigs with...

Ghetto Grape Ya'll

Uh oh

Joels got spiders again.

Lingling's School Of Poht remodeled

"Make to be sure to visit gift shop that is new! Outside gift shop that is comfortable and good price! Souvenirs from school of poht makes gifts great and happy friends!

Drew Janiszyn Investigates: Danny South - Part 2.

Danny South - Part 2

I tried to press as much information as I could in part one (viewable here: PART 1)

In-between the video games, movie making, and the "pen", Danny holds a part time stocker position at Dollar General.  Danny is single, but don't let that deter you, ladies. 

*I don't have a girlfriend right now, but that doesn't mean I'm not avalible.*

Danny South Stats:

Height: 5' 11"

Weight: 204 lb.

 Associations: WFJ (Wrestlers for Jesus)

Finishing Move: Southern Discomfort

I wonder if 3EU would like to sponsor this man in the ring by sending him a mr. magic man patch???

Gas, Anyone?

*blows dust off digital image*

Selling the rights to this photo. Just 30 doll-hairs.

Surrogate mothers wanted

So say that Marissa, C-purv, Drew, Chaz, and myself were to have a child together.

What proud parents I'm sure we'd all be.

Senior pictures with Winston and I

"Ok, Winston. Let's get a good photo. First we ca....Ok, you need to look over here."

"Yeah, I know. I'm not a big fan of the back drop either but this photo is important to your mother. Try not to look so miserable, let everyone see that purty smile!!!"

*whispers*

"Winston! This is not a fucking joke. As soon as we are done you can go back to biting Julius's nuts or whatever it is you do for fun. Do NOT fuck this up! Look at the camera and SMILE!!!"

"CHEEEZ........."

*whispers*

God damnit, Winston. This is your last warning. LOOK AT THE CAMERA. SMILE LIKE I DO. HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT?"

"One more try..."

*Vicious cat attack to cheek*

Beautiful!

This reminded me of Tim and Eric.

This guys makeup on the history channel was so ridiculous I had to take a picture.

"dark" humor.

Uhhh

It's popcorn.

The drawer in mom's kitchen table

Once upon a time.... C-purv drew a picture for me.

This is was a funny (strange) find. To think that this random drawing has survived for over 10 YEARS (and I've known exactly where this drawing was stored the entire time).

That's over a decade of making art C-purv, keep it up, do what ya do... and rats off to ya.

3EU Horror Movie

A Few Pics Left Behind Over The Weeks

Pinky has aquired all of these lighters over his journeys...if you are wondering there are 64...if you werent wondering..i dont care :)

This is wills eye...ALWAYS WATCHING!!
Lucas Crook dancing the night away...you just got served!!

Pinky at the Imax...what else to say?

on the right you see craig...on the left...someone you dont want your kids left alone with

these are the latest fashions..all the cool kids are doin it

these belonged to lucas...he left them...they were smoked...world keeps spinnin

I came home one night and found this man wandering my house...found out his name was an"tony"...so we invited him to stay and partake...a risk yes i know

figured id join the fun of cat pictures...that cat layed like that for over 15 minutes

NERD!!