Another gem from the man, the myth, the legend.....C-purv. I found this at my house and thought I'd share with the E-world.
Another 30 second sketch that packs a punch.
Quacktastic.
Friday, July 30, 2010
Thursday, July 29, 2010
Drew Janiszyn Investigates: Danny South
Danny South
Who is Danny South? First, let me begin by saying that I have been plagued by this weird man. I encounter him on the internet several times a year. I remember this man because he is impossible to forget. It is for that reason, that I will investigate Danny South.
Firstly, I will give you a very brief bio of this man and what I have discovered. He spends the great majority (if not all) of his time playing video games; both console and online.
He claims to be a professional wrestler on one of his online profiles.
As you can see in the picture, he sometimes goes by the name "Arcane_Ralin" online. One of those freaks you regret meeting online. You shiver at the thought of him reading your text.
He owns and maintains "Dangerzone Productions", and this is his latest release called "Video Game Grievances"
He posted the above video on an online gaming community forum. In the video he talks about x-box achievements. The replies on the forums were mostly of this kind:
He makes videos such as the following one, that simply makes you question his state of mental health:
Most of his videos have below 100 views. Yep, you're one of the few to see his videos. 60 of the views were him cracking his shit up re-watching the videos he made.
To see him in his true delusionary fasion, one must watch one of his "Action Theaters" (video above)
This is a 30+ year old man playing with dolls.
Not too much is known about this eerie mullet wearing South Carolina resident. Its almost as if all "Dangerous Danny South" does is leave us asking questions.
Why would he make wrestling videos with toys?
What does he do for a living?
When will he ever move out of his parents house?
This is Drew Janiszyn reporting.
E-trash
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
Eatin' cameras
Poor Lingling!
I had to go pick Marissa up in Indianapolis last night after she had spent a little time recovering from her procedures.
"You better not put this on the fucking site."
Her mother sent me this riveting photo of Marissa waking up from the procedure and a couple hours later told me a tale of Marissa trying to eat a banana afterwards and falling asleep after taking a bite, making quite a mess.
What was the procedure you ask?
A big ol' sexy endoscopy. While knocked out you are force fed a camera so weirdos and take a closer look at your guttyworks. What'd they find? TREASURE! No, actually I have no idea.
Don't worry though, she was back in action later that night like it was no big deal.
Trivia! - This is the 3rd 3 Eye Union member to have a photo on the site of them in the hospital. Sick and accident prone would be a good way to describe us now that I think about it.
I haven't made a post in a little while, I've been trying to save up some new material.
"Joel's promised new and fancy material, BUT CAN HE DELIVER!?"
Let's see, mother fuckers.
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
Advertising at Wal-Mart
Look at that lil' nig trying to get his foul ass mouth all over the pop-ice popsicle that obviously belongs to someone else. As if he didn't have enough popsicles already!!! And you can't say "He is simply trying to taste a cherry red flavor, because maybe he doesn't have a cherry flavor." Because I see one in his grubby little claws.
Monday, July 26, 2010
Sunday, July 25, 2010
Bucket o' Beer.
GROSS BUCKET OF PBR
Yeooo
Craig calls Chaz a Mole
1/2 picture ^
Other half ^
Craig during beer bucket:
Craig After beer bucket:
IMPEDE (on the Yana)!
Thursday, July 22, 2010
Professor of Time
I found this vintage image of my professor of time back in time school. You know.
Craig and Aaron were students at the school, but never completed their Time Degree.
Monday, July 19, 2010
AYY!!!!
A special thanks goes out to McCormick's Vodka
And also to Miller High Life. Helpin people live the high life.
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